Once Santa went to an interview for a job. A woman was sitting there he asked Santa, you drink alcohol?
Lady: How much?
Santa: Every day about 6 Peg
Lady: Oh ... How much it costs?
Santa: Every day 1,000 rupees
Lady: Every month, 30 thousand rupee, this means you waste the last 14 years, alcohol killed nearly 50 million rupees. So you know what price you can buy a BMW car.
Santa: What do you drink alcohol?
Lady: No, I do not ever drunk alcohol
Santa: What is your BMW?